Sunday, August 26, 2012
Gonna start posting to this site again soon. Redesigning some things in it now.
Good stuff is happening though. Got a chapbook out with the amazing Joshua Young called "The Diegesis." You can check it out at Gold Wake Press here.
But what's really cool, is that Gold Wake is putting out the full collection next April. I've put out a lot of books in the past year under different names, but this one will have my name on it, dammit.
In the meantime, here's a disco song about hot man-on-narwhal action. You're welcome.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
So, I've been tutoring this kid for a couple years. The other day I was encouraging my student to do some writing, so I decided to write with him to teach by example and keep from distracting him.
So I asked him to give me a prompt. Now, he has learned that Batman is kinda my favorite, because . . . well, he's the Goddamn Batman and he runs around Batmanning the hell out of Gotham City. What's not to like?
My kid though, he's a Spider-Man fan, so he tell me I have to write an essay about how Batman sucks. Here it is, reproduced in its entirety for your enjoyment (Warning: leave your rational brain out of this, please).
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Thursday, June 30, 2011
2) Charlie Sheen admitted to using steroids during the filming of Major League. He said it got his fastball up from 79 to 85 mph. My first impulse was to say "so what," but then the absurdity of it all set in, so now I just laugh. Apparently he hadn't learned of the benefits of tiger blood just yet.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
STREET NOISE. A BALCONY. SATURDAY.
the pieces come from different places you know
but right now we’ll just pause on one
and let it breathe
because this one deserves forgiveness.
give four people the same photograph of this street
and ask them to crop the image any way they’d like.
for now we’ll consider this collecting evidence,
but remind me about it later
because it won’t mean anything
until we make it unfamiliar.
Friday, April 29, 2011
in the shower,
giggling at the blood
stains on our jackets.
*Two hours before
I said you had a choice
to accept the situation
and enjoy yourself
or whine about your hair.
**I spent ten minutes
trying to assign you
of this image, but
I'll just accept it
and say thank you.